1. Allow me to introduce myself...

Hi yall!
Hehe...
Finally, the time has cum for me to drag my white ass through the hills of
deceit and bullshititus, and throw away my mantle of illusions and
compulsive brainwashing psychology...
Heh?
Allright.
Some of you may remember me.
Some of you may know me.
But none of you truly do ;)

My name is Mike [The Spike] Smith.
I am an artificial intelligence programmer for a large language and speech
recognition company.
Alongside programming AI in C, I have other little hobbies and projects
going on.
One of them is programming in Euphoria, another is working on a crapload of
revolutionary (3D) software products in C, and the last one is... messing
with people's heads, physical and psychological ;)
I am known around the Internet for my extreme use of obscene language and
powerfull seductive methods.

WTF am I doing here?
I'll explain...

A long time ago, I met with a small group of (former) Euphoria programmers
on IRC, names witheld. We started a discussion of wich language was more
powerfull, C or Euphoria. Soon people started to shit on Euphoria's name in
a way of saying "We want a more!", AKA a compiler, various DLL, OCX and
dynamic interprettation features. Because they knew my powerfull
psychological bullshiting ways of getting things done, they asked me to have
a little "convincing chat" with RDS. The galant black knight on a shiny
white Compaq wich I am, I did them one better. I fucked each and every one
of you people's heads over, including RDS's, untill, well, yall got what you
wanted.

Are you starting to catch on?
Mike The Spike, Jason Leit, Drake Ice...
All me ;)
By convincing RDS they had competition in creating a Euphoria "compiler",
with awesome cool features wich we'd all want to see in Euphoria, I got them
to start working on their own compiler.
Many have notticed this was just a plot (especially RDS) when I was offering
tips on how to implement features into a Euphoria compiler, and my
remarkable "Go ahead! I don't mind!" way of dealing with the fact that RDS
anounced that they would "try to beat me to it". To make sure they'd
actually work on it, I did not make myself knowledgable to you all. But now
that the Euphoria compiler is as good as finnished, and RDS plans to release
within the next few months, I came clean. Drake Ice was a final way to
express myself about what Euphoria's flaws were, and Jason Leit a way to get
info on the current status of the project, plus throw out some benchmarks to
convince RDS that the game was far from won.
I am "hired help", and did not want to keep this Convincing RDS promise
bugging me for too long, too.
Allthough I did fullfill it pretty damned good by posting on various mailing
lists and non-Euphoria related bulletin boards to create tension.

So, anyone wich I offended in my fictive posts...
A. It was exaturated, but some of you do suck white ass! Go fuck a humming
bird, needle dicks!
B. It was an act. Deal with it.

Heh?
Well ok, err, there is some thanking you should do now!
Come on! It's the only way I'm getting payed!
Aren't you gratefull?
I asked you a question you fucking son of a bitch! Oh! Gosh! Please don't
let my Email interfere with the weekly act of fucking your mother wich is a
common practice in your household, mistah prettey tits!
No gratitude for me huh? YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF
AND NAIL IT TO YOUR ASS, FUCKING TIGHT-ASS MR. 'I HAVE A UFO STUCK UP MY
ASS' BITCH!! KISS MY RING, DAMNIT!

Heh?
J/K ;)


Well now that my work here is done, I do have to warn RDS, I actually
allready have a Euphoria++ to C translator written in C++, so don't think
this is the end of it, since my marketing skills are "Out of this universe".
Hey! I didn't become wealthy using the national lottery, pal!
I just don't feel the need to market a Euphoria++ compiled programming
language, right now. <- nottice "right now"!

So keep working on that translator RDS, and implement Dynamic
Interprettation, or you'll feel a bit of MTS up your ass!


Hehe...


Mike The Spike
PS. Don't you just hate me?
...
Don't awnser or I'll flush your foot down the toilet!
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2. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

----- Original Message -----
From: Mike The Spike <mikethespike2000 at HOTMAIL.COM>
To: <EUPHORIA at LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
Sent: Sunday, August 13, 2000 10:37 PM
Subject: Allow me to introduce myself...


> Hi yall!
> Hehe...
> Finally, the time has cum for me to drag my white ass through the hills of
> deceit and bullshititus, and throw away my mantle of illusions and
> compulsive brainwashing psychology...
> Heh?
Ya? You don't say?

> Allright.
> Some of you may remember me.
> Some of you may know me.
> But none of you truly do ;)
Enlighten! We beseech you!

> My name is Mike [The Spike] Smith.
Well met?!?!? I think???


> I am an artificial intelligence programmer for a large language and speech
> recognition company.
[[[ I would hate to use that speech recognition software, considering
    ]]]
[[[ many spelling errors and grammatical mistakes are present in this
email...]]]

> Alongside programming AI in C, I have other little hobbies and projects
> going on.
[[[Miniscule is more like it, I'm sure.]]]

> One of them is programming in Euphoria, another is working on a crapload
of
> revolutionary (3D) software products in C,
[[[Crapload .... apt word to describe your wares.]]]

>and the last one is... messing
> with people's heads, physical and psychological ;)

> I am known around the Internet for my extreme use of obscene language and
> powerfull seductive methods.
[[[And for your horrid grammer as well, as it should read: "powerfull
seduction methods"... ]]]

> WTF am I doing here?
> I'll explain...
There is no need for that, honest. You have graced us so much thusly, to
date.


> A long time ago, I met with a small group of (former) Euphoria programmers
> on IRC, names witheld. We started a discussion of wich language was more
> powerfull, C or Euphoria. Soon people started to shit on Euphoria's name
in
> a way of saying "We want a more!",
"We want a more!" ????????????
I would suggest making one of your little hobbies the daily perusal of text
books
guiding you in the use of the english language....Oh wait, that's right,
your skills
for all things are beyond reproach. My bad.

>AKA a compiler, various DLL, OCX and
> dynamic interprettation features. Because they knew my powerfull
> psychological bullshiting ways of getting things done, they asked me to
have
> a little "convincing chat" with RDS.
And your blessing RDS with your gleaming banter is inspiring...I can hardly
contain myself, and the things within myself, thus the need for a rapid and
hasty excursion to the lavatory...
*wretches and heaves*

> The galant black knight on a shiny
> white Compaq wich I am, I did them one better. I fucked each and every one
> of you people's heads over, including RDS's, untill, well, yall got what
you
> wanted.
[[[ Ugh, the grammer is beyond repair...]]]

> Are you starting to catch on?
nawwww...
We are all simplistic morons on this listserver, without a prayer of ever
attaining your
level of annunciation, diction, eloquence or prowess.  We can only bask in
the glow
that you radiate, and hope to glean insight from your guidance.

> Mike The Spike, Jason Leit, Drake Ice...
> All me ;)
*sneezes* Pardon, don't mind me, or me, or me either...

> By convincing RDS they had competition in creating a Euphoria "compiler",
> with awesome cool features wich we'd all want to see in Euphoria, I got
them
> to start working on their own compiler.
Your influencial prowess never ceases to astound me, or me, or me either...

> Many have notticed this was just a plot (especially RDS) when I was
offering
> tips on how to implement features into a Euphoria compiler, and my
> remarkable "Go ahead! I don't mind!" way of dealing with the fact that RDS
> anounced that they would "try to beat me to it". To make sure they'd
> actually work on it, I did not make myself knowledgable to you all.
Subterfuge! Alas, will the wonder that is you, or you, or you, ever know a
limit?

>But now
> that the Euphoria compiler is as good as finnished, and RDS plans to
release
> within the next few months, I came clean.
I was unsure the premise of you becoming clean was plausible, let alone
possible.
Thanks for clearing that up for us, and us, and us.

>Drake Ice was a final way to
> express myself about what Euphoria's flaws were, and Jason Leit a way to
get
> info on the current status of the project, plus throw out some benchmarks
to
> convince RDS that the game was far from won.
"throw out" was exactly what I did with them...
*click*
("Are you sure you wish to empty all files in the trash can?" <yes>)


> I am "hired help", and did not want to keep this Convincing RDS promise
> bugging me for too long, too.
For a sly, worldy man, such as yourself, and yourself, and yourself,
certainly
there is nothing you cannot handle? After all, nothing so banal as keeping
a promise could possibly 'bug you', could it? For it to 'bug you', you have
to actually worry about keeping it, and one such as you doesn't bother
with such petty things since it would be beneath you, would it not?

> Allthough I did fullfill it pretty damned good by posting on various
mailing
> lists and non-Euphoria related bulletin boards to create tension.
Yes, that seems logical, post off-topic more often to other boards...
We might even thank you for that...

> So, anyone wich I offended in my fictive posts...
> A. It was exaturated, but some of you do suck white ass! Go fuck a humming
> bird, needle dicks!
> B. It was an act. Deal with it.
Your wealth of talents precludes amazement, as we are too awed to be
able to cope with them all simultaneously. Coder, psychologist, and now
actor?
Wonderous, indeed, your depth astounds!

> Heh?
> Well ok, err, there is some thanking you should do now!
Naturally, I almost missed that opportunity...At least I didn't miss the
prior opportunity to thank you, which, hopefully, means there is still
hope for me, and me, and me?

> Come on! It's the only way I'm getting payed!
<<see below>>
--snip--
> Well now that my work here is done, I do have to warn RDS, I actually
> allready have a Euphoria++ to C translator written in C++, so don't think
> this is the end of it, since my marketing skills are "Out of this
universe".
> Hey! I didn't become wealthy using the national lottery, pal!
No, as you mentioned, the only way you are getting "payed" (paid *cough*)
is via our gratitude, as stated above.
*note to self: send memo to Merriam/Webster about redefining the word
"pauper"
to include reference to above*

> I just don't feel the need to market a Euphoria++ compiled programming
> language, right now. <- nottice "right now"!
Yes, I "notticed" it the first time as your gift for being overly critical
has been
imparted upon my being by your ever so kind teachings.

> So keep working on that translator RDS, and implement Dynamic
> Interprettation, or you'll feel a bit of MTS up your ass!
I have had to use a rather large amount of Dynamic Interpretation to
decipher
this dribble, but that is likely only based upon a random programming
oversight
commited on my part, a failure in the parser I expect... *runs off to the
laboratory
to fine tune his "atrocious email" parsing subroutines*

> Hehe...
> Mike The Spike
> PS. Don't you just hate me?
> ...
> Don't awnser or I'll flush your foot down the toilet!
Have no fear, I wouldn't dream of "awnsering" as it sounds far too advanced
for
me to attempt.


Personal note: I have refrained from posting replies to all of the MUHAHAHA
posts, but I cannot resist an opportunity such as this to provide a free
laugh
to everyone here ;)

--Hawke'

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3. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

TO: Mike The Spike, Jason Leit, Drake Ice, Whomever the F**K you are
oh well, i'm answering =/

your weird... thats all... just plain WEIRD! And you didn't really acomplish
anything... Your motives are still unclear to me... You seem to want to help
Euphoria but then want to dis it 1,000,000 times over for no reason...
Anyway... If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything at
all.

~later~
PS*go ahead a FLUSH my foot down the toitet! See if i care, you can't really
do it anyway*

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4. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

To Hawke:
*Claps Hands* Way ta go! Encore! Encore! <and I do mean it...>

~later~

PS Yes drake, who ever you are... There is a spell check.... And if you don't
have it in your emails, there are definitely a lot of ways you can spell
check it before you send it.... Saves you a lot of embarrassment! <wait...
did I say that? Never mind...  keep your grammar just as it is... *snickers*>

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5. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

On 14 Aug 2000, at 5:45, Hawke' wrote:

> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Mike The Spike <mikethespike2000 at HOTMAIL.COM>
> To: <EUPHORIA at LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
> Sent: Sunday, August 13, 2000 10:37 PM
> Subject: Allow me to introduce myself...
>
>
<snip>
>
> Personal note: I have refrained from posting replies to all of the MUHAHAHA
> posts, but I cannot resist an opportunity such as this to provide a free
> laugh
> to everyone here ;)

Thanks Hawke, great job, i couldn't have done better myself <looks at jiri's
brain
enviously>, but some words you used aren't in my dictionary either. Not to
worry, i
have mispelled my name before, and considering it's only 3 letters, i really did
feel like
a moron.

Kat

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6. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

----- Original Message -----
From:  Hawke'

> > a way of saying "We want a more!",
> "We want a more!" ????????????
> I would suggest making one of your little hobbies the daily perusal of
text
> books
> guiding you in the use of the english language....Oh wait, that's right,
> your skills
> for all things are beyond reproach. My bad.

Give me a break! We are not in school here or something. Write as you want,
as long the people understand you, it is even more interesting. I actually
like Mikes the Spikes, they are the most interesting thing on this list.

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7. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

to tone.skoda at SIOL.NET:

if thats so then, you really don't need to be on the list, cuz this list is
for pplz who are *interested* in POSITIVE and PRODUCTIVE posts.

~later~

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8. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

Hmm...
I'd reply to this post by flaming your ass down to the first layers around
the earth's core....
But since you sound so pathetic (<- did I spell this right? Master?) I saved
you from the pain of hummiliation.
I'm not an american, for one.
The fact that you do not know this clearly proves to me that you do not know
who I am. Therefore, please shut your ass. No w8, it's your mouth. nah
what's the difference...

And read what I says, I'm an AI coder, not a linguest.


Mike The Spike

>
> > Hi yall!
> > Hehe...
> > Finally, the time has cum for me to drag my white ass through the hills
>of
> > deceit and bullshititus, and throw away my mantle of illusions and
> > compulsive brainwashing psychology...
> > Heh?
>Ya? You don't say?
>
> > Allright.
> > Some of you may remember me.
> > Some of you may know me.
> > But none of you truly do ;)
>Enlighten! We beseech you!

> > My name is Mike [The Spike] Smith.
>Well met?!?!? I think???
>
>
> > I am an artificial intelligence programmer for a large language and
>speech
> > recognition company.
>[[[ I would hate to use that speech recognition software, considering
>     ]]]
>[[[ many spelling errors and grammatical mistakes are present in this
>email...]]]
>
> > Alongside programming AI in C, I have other little hobbies and projects
> > going on.
>[[[Miniscule is more like it, I'm sure.]]]
>
> > One of them is programming in Euphoria, another is working on a crapload
>of
> > revolutionary (3D) software products in C,
>[[[Crapload .... apt word to describe your wares.]]]
>
> >and the last one is... messing
> > with people's heads, physical and psychological ;)
>
> > I am known around the Internet for my extreme use of obscene language
>and
> > powerfull seductive methods.
>[[[And for your horrid grammer as well, as it should read: "powerfull
>seduction methods"... ]]]
>
> > WTF am I doing here?
> > I'll explain...
>There is no need for that, honest. You have graced us so much thusly, to
>date.
>
>
> > A long time ago, I met with a small group of (former) Euphoria
>programmers
> > on IRC, names witheld. We started a discussion of wich language was more
> > powerfull, C or Euphoria. Soon people started to shit on Euphoria's name
>in
> > a way of saying "We want a more!",
>"We want a more!" ????????????
>I would suggest making one of your little hobbies the daily perusal of text
>books
>guiding you in the use of the english language....Oh wait, that's right,
>your skills
>for all things are beyond reproach. My bad.
>
> >AKA a compiler, various DLL, OCX and
> > dynamic interprettation features. Because they knew my powerfull
> > psychological bullshiting ways of getting things done, they asked me to
>have
> > a little "convincing chat" with RDS.
>And your blessing RDS with your gleaming banter is inspiring...I can hardly
>contain myself, and the things within myself, thus the need for a rapid and
>hasty excursion to the lavatory...
>*wretches and heaves*
>
> > The galant black knight on a shiny
> > white Compaq wich I am, I did them one better. I fucked each and every
>one
> > of you people's heads over, including RDS's, untill, well, yall got what
>you
> > wanted.
>[[[ Ugh, the grammer is beyond repair...]]]
>
> > Are you starting to catch on?
>nawwww...
>We are all simplistic morons on this listserver, without a prayer of ever
>attaining your
>level of annunciation, diction, eloquence or prowess.  We can only bask in
>the glow
>that you radiate, and hope to glean insight from your guidance.
>
> > Mike The Spike, Jason Leit, Drake Ice...
> > All me ;)
>*sneezes* Pardon, don't mind me, or me, or me either...
>
> > By convincing RDS they had competition in creating a Euphoria
>"compiler",
> > with awesome cool features wich we'd all want to see in Euphoria, I got
>them
> > to start working on their own compiler.
>Your influencial prowess never ceases to astound me, or me, or me either...
>
> > Many have notticed this was just a plot (especially RDS) when I was
>offering
> > tips on how to implement features into a Euphoria compiler, and my
> > remarkable "Go ahead! I don't mind!" way of dealing with the fact that
>RDS
> > anounced that they would "try to beat me to it". To make sure they'd
> > actually work on it, I did not make myself knowledgable to you all.
>Subterfuge! Alas, will the wonder that is you, or you, or you, ever know a
>limit?
>
> >But now
> > that the Euphoria compiler is as good as finnished, and RDS plans to
>release
> > within the next few months, I came clean.
>I was unsure the premise of you becoming clean was plausible, let alone
>possible.
>Thanks for clearing that up for us, and us, and us.
>
> >Drake Ice was a final way to
> > express myself about what Euphoria's flaws were, and Jason Leit a way to
>get
> > info on the current status of the project, plus throw out some
>benchmarks
>to
> > convince RDS that the game was far from won.
>"throw out" was exactly what I did with them...
>*click*
>("Are you sure you wish to empty all files in the trash can?" <yes>)
>
>
> > I am "hired help", and did not want to keep this Convincing RDS promise
> > bugging me for too long, too.
>For a sly, worldy man, such as yourself, and yourself, and yourself,
>certainly
>there is nothing you cannot handle? After all, nothing so banal as keeping
>a promise could possibly 'bug you', could it? For it to 'bug you', you have
>to actually worry about keeping it, and one such as you doesn't bother
>with such petty things since it would be beneath you, would it not?
>
> > Allthough I did fullfill it pretty damned good by posting on various
>mailing
> > lists and non-Euphoria related bulletin boards to create tension.
>Yes, that seems logical, post off-topic more often to other boards...
>We might even thank you for that...
>
> > So, anyone wich I offended in my fictive posts...
> > A. It was exaturated, but some of you do suck white ass! Go fuck a
>humming
> > bird, needle dicks!
> > B. It was an act. Deal with it.
>Your wealth of talents precludes amazement, as we are too awed to be
>able to cope with them all simultaneously. Coder, psychologist, and now
>actor?
>Wonderous, indeed, your depth astounds!
>
> > Heh?
> > Well ok, err, there is some thanking you should do now!
>Naturally, I almost missed that opportunity...At least I didn't miss the
>prior opportunity to thank you, which, hopefully, means there is still
>hope for me, and me, and me?
>
> > Come on! It's the only way I'm getting payed!
><<see below>>
>--snip--
> > Well now that my work here is done, I do have to warn RDS, I actually
> > allready have a Euphoria++ to C translator written in C++, so don't
>think
> > this is the end of it, since my marketing skills are "Out of this
>universe".
> > Hey! I didn't become wealthy using the national lottery, pal!
>No, as you mentioned, the only way you are getting "payed" (paid *cough*)
>is via our gratitude, as stated above.
>*note to self: send memo to Merriam/Webster about redefining the word
>"pauper"
>to include reference to above*
>
> > I just don't feel the need to market a Euphoria++ compiled programming
> > language, right now. <- nottice "right now"!
>Yes, I "notticed" it the first time as your gift for being overly critical
>has been
>imparted upon my being by your ever so kind teachings.
>
> > So keep working on that translator RDS, and implement Dynamic
> > Interprettation, or you'll feel a bit of MTS up your ass!
>I have had to use a rather large amount of Dynamic Interpretation to
>decipher
>this dribble, but that is likely only based upon a random programming
>oversight
>commited on my part, a failure in the parser I expect... *runs off to the
>laboratory
>to fine tune his "atrocious email" parsing subroutines*
>
> > Hehe...
> > Mike The Spike
> > PS. Don't you just hate me?
> > ...
> > Don't awnser or I'll flush your foot down the toilet!
>Have no fear, I wouldn't dream of "awnsering" as it sounds far too advanced
>for
>me to attempt.
>
>
>Personal note: I have refrained from posting replies to all of the MUHAHAHA
>posts, but I cannot resist an opportunity such as this to provide a free
>laugh
>to everyone here ;)
>
>--Hawke'
>
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>TO: Mike The Spike, Jason Leit, Drake Ice, Whomever the F**K you are
>oh well, i'm answering =/
>
>your weird... thats all... just plain WEIRD! And you didn't really
>acomplish
>anything... Your motives are still unclear to me... You seem to want to
>help
>Euphoria but then want to dis it 1,000,000 times over for no reason...

Yeah I know. Kiss my ring now!

>Anyway... If you don't have anything good to say, then don't say anything
>at
>all.

You too!

>~later~
>PS*go ahead a FLUSH my foot down the toitet! See if i care, you can't
>really
>do it anyway*

*flush*
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>To Hawke:
>*Claps Hands* Way ta go! Encore! Encore! <and I do mean it...>
>
>~later~
>
>PS Yes drake, who ever you are... There is a spell check.... And if you
>don't
>have it in your emails, there are definitely a lot of ways you can spell
>check it before you send it.... Saves you a lot of embarrassment! <wait...
>did I say that? Never mind...  keep your grammar just as it is...
>*snickers*>

I know about my grammer.
It's just that I'm not going to go through all this trouble of checking my
spelling for anyone.
Plus, my posts have bad spelled content, yours are spelled right,  but don't
have content at all.

Mike The Spike
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>----- Original Message -----
>From:  Hawke'
>
> > > a way of saying "We want a more!",
> > "We want a more!" ????????????
> > I would suggest making one of your little hobbies the daily perusal of
>text
> > books
> > guiding you in the use of the english language....Oh wait, that's right,
> > your skills
> > for all things are beyond reproach. My bad.
>
>Give me a break! We are not in school here or something. Write as you want,
>as long the people understand you, it is even more interesting. I actually
>like Mikes the Spikes, they are the most interesting thing on this list.

YEAH! You here thet?
poeple like mai l33t hax0r skills so keep yuor muoth shut about me spellign
yuo ass!

Heh?

Well you get the picture.
And for those who do not like my spelling, BTW, check out my fictive
self-made internet twin, JeffK: http://www.somethingawfull.com/JeffK
Hmm... bad spelling can make me famous, now you!

Mike The Spike
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12. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

Oy, you're a strange one, now aren't you :)
Well, you certainly did spice up the list, I'll give you that. I blinked a
couple of times when I came back from my "2 day vacation" and the listserv folder
had a hundred+ messages in it. Lots of fun sifting through all that, t'was ;)
By the way, you wouldn't happen to be Belgian by any chance?




PS. Thinking that a person like you might be writing AIs and such makes me very
afraid for the future. SkyNet, Matrix anyone? >smile


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13. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

oh... you got my foot wet... tsk tsk tsk... oh well, you first, your the one
who started all this! They should have an admin to kick pplz like you out.
*kicks mike's ring into his mouth*
Enjoy.

~later~

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14. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

In a message dated 8/14/00 4:48:32 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
mikethespike2000 at HOTMAIL.COM writes:

<< I know about my grammer.
 It's just that I'm not going to go through all this trouble of checking my
 spelling for anyone.
 Plus, my posts have bad spelled content, yours are spelled right,  but don't
 have content at all.

 Mike The Spike >>

Really now? then what the hell did you post to, if there was no *content*?

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15. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

In a message dated 8/14/00 5:01:06 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
mikethespike2000 at HOTMAIL.COM writes:

<< And for those who do not like my spelling, BTW, check out my fictive
 self-made internet twin, JeffK: http://www.somethingawfull.com/JeffK
 Hmm... bad spelling can make me famous, now you!

 Mike The Spike >>

Yep... that was *something-awful* hence it didn't work. [URL just incase you
weren't following mike]

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16. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:43, Mike The Spike wrote:

> And read what I says, I'm an AI coder, not a linguest.

What language do you work with? Misspelling? How does your Ai know what you
mean if you can't spell a word the same way twice (unless it's simple and wrong
each
time)? I'm serious, if you code Ai programs, really *code* as opposed to data
entry,
how does your Ai deal with so much misspelling and bad syntax and atrocious
semantics? I tried various approximation programs, like Metaphone, which i
rewrote
from C to Eu, and they threw away too much info, imho. And they didn't deal well
with
regional pronunciation when that was needed. Show me how you do it?

> I know about my grammer.

Still trying for "grammar"?

> It's just that I'm not going to go through all this trouble of checking my
> spelling for anyone.

Just run an auto-check-replace program,, your Ai should be smart enough to
figure out
what words you meant to use, and it would be a learning experience for it.

> Plus, my posts have bad spelled content, yours are spelled right,  but don't
> have content at all.

"badly" is the adverb you were looking for, and possessives are usually spelled
with an
apostrophe. Two errors like that in one sentence make absolutely 4x the number
of
possible parses, and to err on the safe side, the Ai would need to assume there
are
more errors and parse for them too, how does your Ai handle that?

On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:52, Mike The Spike wrote:

> WTF?
> You little shit, I ain't even gonna read this crap.
> If you ain't got what it takes to flame a man, then shut that hole you call
> a mouth.

Maybe whoever wrote that didn't know you are (were?) a man. Is that even
relavant
online?

Kat

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On Mon, 14 Aug 2000, you wrote:

> PS. Thinking that a person like you might be writing AIs and such makes me
> very afraid for the future. SkyNet, Matrix anyone? >smile

Not to worry,  MTS doesn't _really_ work in AI, if he did, he'd know how to get
it to check his spelling automatically.

>From the evidence presented in his posts, I suspect his programming expertise
is not quite up to "Hello World", yet.

Irv

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18. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

> Plus, my posts have bad spelled content, yours are
> spelled right,  but don't
> have content at all.

I'm not sure about that comment, but I have to admit
reading the posts that *revolve* around MTS are
interesting and entertaining!

Mike Hurley

PS.  I can flush my own foot. *flush* :P

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19. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

In response to Kat's suggestions/observations:

I think this is the only message I've read along these
MTS threads that isn't a response flame or a
suggestion that we all grow up.  What I like about
this message is that it *kinda* gets back at hime w/o
looking like a message that is meant to.  WTG!

Mike Hurley

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20. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

ouch

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21. Re: Allow me to introduce myself...

Now *that* was a flame.

Unfortunately it will be way too clever for Michael.

Mark





----- Original Message -----
From: "Kat" <gertie at PELL.NET>
To: <EUPHORIA at LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU>
Sent: Tuesday, August 15, 2000 7:36 AM
Subject: Re: Allow me to introduce myself...


> On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:43, Mike The Spike wrote:
>
> > And read what I says, I'm an AI coder, not a linguest.
>
> What language do you work with? Misspelling? How does your Ai know what
you
> mean if you can't spell a word the same way twice (unless it's simple and
wrong each
> time)? I'm serious, if you code Ai programs, really *code* as opposed to
data entry,
> how does your Ai deal with so much misspelling and bad syntax and
atrocious
> semantics? I tried various approximation programs, like Metaphone, which i
rewrote
> from C to Eu, and they threw away too much info, imho. And they didn't
deal well with
> regional pronunciation when that was needed. Show me how you do it?
>
> > I know about my grammer.
>
> Still trying for "grammar"?
>
> > It's just that I'm not going to go through all this trouble of checking
my
> > spelling for anyone.
>
> Just run an auto-check-replace program,, your Ai should be smart enough to
figure out
> what words you meant to use, and it would be a learning experience for it.
>
> > Plus, my posts have bad spelled content, yours are spelled right,  but
don't
> > have content at all.
>
> "badly" is the adverb you were looking for, and possessives are usually
spelled with an
> apostrophe. Two errors like that in one sentence make absolutely 4x the
number of
> possible parses, and to err on the safe side, the Ai would need to assume
there are
> more errors and parse for them too, how does your Ai handle that?
>
> On 14 Aug 2000, at 20:52, Mike The Spike wrote:
>
> > WTF?
> > You little shit, I ain't even gonna read this crap.
> > If you ain't got what it takes to flame a man, then shut that hole you
call
> > a mouth.
>
> Maybe whoever wrote that didn't know you are (were?) a man. Is that even
relavant
> online?
>
> Kat

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