Tech Support (or, Family Counseling)
Yes, folks, I know this is extremely off-topic, but this made me bust a gut
laughing and I can't help but share it. I didn't write this, but boy I wish I
had!
LOL
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>Dear Tech Support "LAPTOP SERVICES (Pty Ltd)",
>
>I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend
>7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected
>child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable
>resources.
>
>This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife
>1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during
>system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity.
>
>Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run
>and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
>Saturday Rugby 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
>instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
>attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I am thinking
>about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on
>this program.
>Can you please help.
>Joe
Dear Joe,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife
1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this and it is impossible to
de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once
installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife
2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under
Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0
installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the
difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur,
whatever you think has caused
them, you must run the C:\ I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a
number of times but hopefully eventually the operating system will
return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program
can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying
additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt
version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the
system will almost certainly crash.
Best of luck Tech Support
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