Re: Soap channel

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At 09:53 AM 2/18/97 +0100, you wrote:

>Hey Guys,
>Sometimes I think that I've signed up for a SOAP channel.
>Maybe we can make mony if NBC or ABC is watching...Go on.
>MK

Hey Guy.

I think you're right... if it's like this:


Like flame mail in your message box, this is:

The Euphoria of Our Lives!
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The Reaper  :  As played by Mel Gibson
Micheal Packard  :  As played by Keifer Sutherland
Jiri Babor  :  As played by Pauly Shore
David Gay  :  As played by Kevin Costener  (don't ask!!!)
The elusive Jacques Deschene  :  played by ??????


You see, the series starts off with a corrupt business man (Packard) starts
to sell off his products for ridiculous prices. However, no one's buying. So
he starts "convincing" people to join, and blackmails David Gay into buying.
However, The Reaper finds out about the ploy, and starts getting into
Packard's way. Packard decides to send Jiri the Hit Man over to finish the
threat off. Jiri thought he got the job done, but The Reaper survives
through million-dollar surgery (paid by Canada's health insurance plan). The
Reaper returns to get Jiri for trying to kill him and stealing picture code.
Jiri decides this would be a good time to take a "vacation". However, since
Packard never paid him, Jiri is actually changing some of the code in his
"royalty-free" copy of OidZone (now called FontZone, where you go around
destroying letters) to sell it himself for only $39, so he can put his twins
through school. Don't know what I'm talking about? Try this little scene
where The Reaper finally confronts Packard at the LGP studios...

Reaper> Where's Packard, girl?
Secretary> He's gone... on... um... vacation with Jiri!
Reaper> Don't lie to me!
Secretary> What do you mean?
Reaper> I mean this!!!  (takes off secretary's wig)
Micheal> Okay, you seen through my disguise! But my security is going to be
up          here any second...
Reaper> This will only take one...
Mechael> What are you going to do to me?
Reaper> I've been watching you for a while, Pakard, and I see you're on page
119         of your programmer's reference... Time to wipe it out!
Michaal> Ha! I got copies everywhere!
Reaper> Don't lie to me! I know you're worried someone else might make money
on         this, so the only copy is on your personal computer here. Um,
lets see,         I type D..E..L.. **OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** What was that?!?
Mickael> Ha ha ha! I had Jacques Deschene write me a euphoria program to
electrocute anyone messing with my files. I only had to add five lines
to OidZone to make it happen!
Reaper> What!!!!! I thought Deschene was dead!
Mackael> Oh he was...

Anyway, this scene takes about two weeks too commence. Other stories are
Ischak trying to sell his bilingual editor to Americans (who only have an
english keyboard). Also, 5 minutes per show are spent showing how Robert
Craig waits in the background searching the right time to initialize the
virus he has embedded in version 1-5...
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hey, this isn't to offend anyone, I'm just being foolish.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
The Reaper  (J. Lays)
reaper at auracom.com  ........................
               . .. -||..........__......  "There are no miracles,
                . /  ||......../-- \\.::::  Just dreams that come true,
             . ..|   ||...... / o o| |.:::  By the actions of someone
               .|  _-||.......|| ^ / /.:::: Who didn't waste time dreaming."
              ..| |..||...... -\_- \ |\-.:::
               .| |.[< \ .../            \.::
                .||.|||\|\ |  -REAPER- .  \.::::
               ...|.\|| |  \  |        |   |.:::.
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