Re: The Real MTS
People, friends, psychologists, let us do a step-by-step analyses of Human
Stupidity, The Nr. 1 cause of Being Alone, Being An Ass, and Being An Atom
Brain, in America.
> >WARNING!
> >YOU MUST BE OVER 18 AND NOT A CHILDISH CRAPSNORTER TO READ THIS POST!
> >LITLLE KIDS DON'T READ THIS!
Above you will see a very mature and decent action: The Foreboding of
sexually explicit material to not spoil the innocence in our children.
A good thing to do!
Way to go Mike The Spike!
>Ya know, I've really been biting my tongue since you've come back to this
>list.
Good Brian!
Now you can start by biting my ass!
>And you must really have a strong neck to support that big (fat)
>head of yours.
Yes, my head is very very large, and my neck is very strong, thank you! I
have a very high IQ and work out every day!
And yes, my head contains human fat, the Nr. One source of Energy in the
human body.
Oh! I'm sorry! You were talking about my strong penis and it's big fat head?
Oh yes! My penis is very large! It has a very big and fat neck too!
But you, you have fat IN YOUR NECK, and a small head (Penis Head).
That is very, very bad for future reproduction, for no girl will want to
have sex with you not even if you paid them.
Some might even confuse your penis' head with your balls! How embarasing!
>think "CHILDISH CRAPSNORTER" very well sums up the
>content of this post.
Yes!
Childish Crapsnorter does sum up this post!
I met Mr. Crapsnorter on ICQ just now and he tells me my post rocks!
Ahh yes, can't get enough of Childish Crapsnorter!
Oh! I'm sorry! You don't know that Crapsnorter is a verb? Well, then, I
think you should get somone to sum up your IQ again, Brian!
((1+1 = 2) = Your IQ!)
>I shouldn't have to remind you what this list's
>purpose is, but it seems that over 90% of your posts simply do not fall
>into the category of "Euphoria Programming".
But Brian, if I may be so frank, why do you think that a message containing
a song about Programming does not belong on a Programming mailing list? Are
the voices commanding you to make an ass out of yourself again???
>If you don't have anything
>constructive to add to this forum, then would you please keep it to
>yourself or post it where somebody might possibly give a shit?
Yes, you are right about this one!
And I followed your advice! I left the Forum because I was not constructive
enough!
And yes, I *did* join a place where people give a shit! It is called a
MAILING LIST and it this place where I post my texts wich you read to.
Oh! Are you reffering to this MAILING LIST when you say FORUM?
I think we have to subtract 1 from your IQ!
((1+0) = 1)
>I know you're going to come back with your four-letter words and lame
>threats but you might as well save it.
Save it?
Is it in trouble?
Did the voices send you SOS messages again?
>You obviously have no life outside
>of your computer so you come to these mailing lists and discussion boards
>to try to get a rise out of people just to get attention.
Yes I have dedicated my life to computers! That is what programmers do in
their life: They Program!
Is that term, "A Programmer", unformilliar to your 1 letter vocabulary?
Well then, we must subtract 1 from your IQ again!
(0+0 = 0!)
>If you really
>want to play that little game with me, please, spare the others and reply
>only to me. I know a little about psychology... maybe I can help you grow
>up.
But sir!
I do not want to play games with you!
That is strictly OFF TOPIC! This is a forum about PROGRAMMING, not Playing
Games, and not Flaming People!
My post was about Programming, your reply to my post was about NOTHING !
Why are you going offtopic Brian?
You must know better!
Let us subtract 1..... you allready reached the IQ of ZERO??
Then you are clinically dead!
Oh God have mercy on us all!
A dead man who can write!
No wounder it is all bullshit, his brain probably is decomposing!
>Sincerely,
>-- Brian
Mike The Spike
PS. fool....
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