The Real MTS
WARNING!
YOU MUST BE OVER 18 AND NOT A CHILDISH CRAPSNORTER TO READ THIS POST!
LITLLE KIDS DON'T READ THIS!
Heh?
Allright.
I am writing an album -- my first one.
It's called My Home Is Where I Leave My Shades, wich is also the name of the
first song.
Those who know me, know that in 98' I was starting up a RealAudio Radio
website called MTSFreeStyle, and at one point I needed some songs, so I
started writing a few. But, my ISP cut me off and ruined everything. Now, I
have found some of the songs I wroteback then and started writing some new
ones. 7 of my songs are recorded, the rest ain't yet. Well, all my songs are
parodies on other songs. I also laugh with Eminem cos people often say I
remind them of him.
I did the following songs BTW;
- Sex Bum (Sex Bomb)
- Born To Be High (Born To Be Wild)
- Dr. Cage - Still Cage (Dr. Dre - Still Dre)
- My Home Is Where I Leave My Shades (My Name Is Slim Shady)
- The Real Mike The Spike (The Real Slim Shady)
- Life Sucks
- Coders Paradise (Gangstas Paradise)
- I Need A Job
- He Will Shock You (We Will Rock You)
- Pretty Shy For A Black Guy (Pretty Fly For A White Guy)
- High Speed Train
Heh?
Well anyways, you should know who Dr. Cage is.
Dr. Cage is one of my posting characters, like Drake Ice, Jason Leit, JeffK
etc.
I used Dr. Cage one time at 3D Realms and it kinda stuck.
Dr. Cage is a Psychologist/Parapsychologist, Ph.D and Drug Dealer from L.A.
He's like a crazy doctor that deals drugs to little kids and beats up his
patients, etc.
And,
Chris Hargrove AKA Kiwi Dog = 3DR Coder
Joe Siegler AKA DopeFish = Crazy 3DR Webmaster
John Carmack = ID Soft. Coder
Britney Spears = Slut
Well, I just thought I'd post my latest song, wich I allready posted at 3D
Realms a while ago; The Real Mike The Spike. It's about who I am. Excellent!
(ps. I locked up Dr. Cage in this song because I killed the character).
---- The Real Mike The Spike ----
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Mike The Spike please stand up?
I repeat,
Will the real Mike The Spike please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...
Yall act like you never seen a nude person before, you whore,
I'll punch your jaws to the floor, then *pang* I
burst open the door and start whooping yer ass
worse than before, divorce your mother and start throwing
her over furniture.
-AAH!
It's the return of the...
Ah wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just jizz on who I think he did, did he?
And Dr. Cage said:
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Cage's dead, he's locked in my
basement. haha!
Feminist women love MTS, chika chika, so slim
and shaved, I'm hickin' him, lickin' him.
We're fucking around grabbing his you know what,
limpin' to you know who. Yeah and he's so cute too!
Yeah I probably get a few screws and some head too,
but what's worse is what is going around with me
in your parents bedroom.
Sometimes I wanna get on the net and let loose
but can't but a scoop is Joe Siegler humping a dead fish.
My bum is yer mom's lips, my bum is yer mom's lips,
and if you're lucky her kiss will smell like dead fish.
Get the message, start delivering my little kids!
You expect me to believe you don't know what a women's clit is?
Offcourse you gotta know what intercourse is, by the time
you hit 4th grade you can act out the discovery channel, whataya say?
We ain't nothing but mammals,
well some of us homos who bend other people over like
antilopes.
But if we can't hump dead animals like Andy hopes, then there's
a reason why a man and another man can't elope.
But if you play Unreal and think I got the antidote,
women wave your pantyho's, sing the chores and it goes!
I'm still shady,
yes I'm real shady,
all you hotter slim ladies are just intimidating
why won't the real ladies' piece stand up?
Piece stand up?
Please stand up?
Cos I'm still shady,
yes I'm real shady,
all you hotter slim ladies are just intimidating
why won't the real ladies' piece stand up?
Piece stand up?
Please stand up?
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John Carmack don't gotta cuss in his games to set records.
Well I do.
So fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about my grammer?
Half of you coders can't even spell me,
let alone beat me.
"But Spike, how can you win, aren't you too weird?"
Wha?
So you guys ain't lying and think I'm weird?
Set me next to Britney Spears, Chris Hargrove better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to her carcas when her tits burst,
and hear 'em argue over who catched her head first.
Little Dog put me on blast on ZDTV,
"Yeah he's a fruit but I'm a Kiwi!"
I should download his audio in MP3,
and show the whole world how you gave MTS VB!
AAHHH!!
I'm sick of all you little Perl and toy coders,
all you do is annoy me, so I have being sent here to destroy you!
And there's a million of us just like me,
who cuss like me, just don't give a fuck like me,
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me.
It might just be, the next best thing but not quite me!
Ref.
I'm like a butt rip to listen to,
cos I'm only giving you things you try out
with your friends inside your bedroom,
the only difference is I got bigger balls to stare at and
I don't gotta be false and rubber coat 'em at all.
I just whip out little Mike and spit at it,
and wether you like to admit it I just... (Rip)
I'm better than 90% of you coders out out there,
and then you wanna know why kids eat up all these titles
like Valiums.
It's funny, cos at the rate I'm going,
when I'm 30, I'll be the only coder in the nursing home jerkin'.
Suck the nurse's asses and stick my USB mouse in it while jerking cos
this whole bag of Viagra ins't working.
In every single person there's a Mike The Spike lurking
he could be working at Booty King spitting on your wedding ring,
or in the parkinglot circling screaming "I'm gonna give a fuck!"
with his pants down and his sister on top.
So will the real Spikey please stand up?
And put one of those dicks in each hand up.
And be proud to be out of your mind and out of control,
and one more time, load as you can, how does it go?
Ref.
Dr. Cage: I got out! Haha!
I guess there's a Mike The Spike in all of us...
I'm still tied up though...
--------End---------
And this is an excerpt from My Home Is...
-------------
99 Percent of my life I was lied to,
I just found out my mom codes more
lines then I do.
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous
coder, make a record about doing dogs and
name it after.
You know you blew up when you try to
grab your pants,
and try to outrun a nine-yearold's dad.
That guy's ass showed while
he asked me an autograph,
so I signed it: Dear Dave, thanks for the support, white ass!
----LOL-------
And this fist this list too;
--- Excerpt from He Will Shock You-----
Dr. Cage:
Everybody on the net fears a looney from the streets
they're fleeing from this big man they say!
MTS:
Amo shit on on your face! Rape your race!
Kicking the can right in your face!
Dr. Cage:
He will, he will shock you!
MTS: Fuck you!
Dr. Cage:
He will, he will shock you!
MTS: Fuck you!
HAHA!
I'm crazy! Hehe...
Mike The Spike
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