My Grandfather Is A Supermarket ...
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Heh?
Well, yeah!
To celebrate the success of my first amateur album, My
Home Is Where I Leave My Shades (453 records sold!), I
have announced my second album: "My Grandfather Is A
Supermarket".
Wha?
What you laughing at, punk?
It's supposed to be a funny title...
Anyways, as the first track in this album I am using
my newest song: "Britney Girl"!
It's a parody on Barbie Girl.
For those of you who are interested, here is the track
listing for this brandnew album:
1. Britney Girl - By Mike The Spike
2. Pussy Play - By Mike The Spike
3. The Rich Man Dance - By Mike The Spike
4. Newbie On The Bottle - By Mike The Spike
5. Life Sucks 2 (Too) - By Mike The Spike
6. High Speed Train - By Mike The Spike feat. Pshycho
& Ratt (right sp!)
7. Kiss Me Arse! - By Mike The Spike
8. L33t H4x0r DuD3 - By Mike The Spike feat. Jason
L33t
I'm thinking about selling this one on the web.
I didn't have the time for my last one, but do for
this one. Maybe at mp3.com?
BTW, I recently saw my music is on Napster.
Damn thou filthy asswipers!
Hehe...
Well, do a search and you'll see
What's that?
You wanna hear some of these new songs?
Well, can't do that, web host is acting up :(
But here's some lyrics to get yer juices flowing!
(eeeww! Put that thing back in your pants!)
"
Britney Girl
By Mike The Spike
Hi ya Britney!
Wanna go for a ride?
- Sure Spike!
Jump in!
Ref.
- I'm a blondie girl!
- In the showbiz wooorld!
- these breasts of plastic,
- are fantastic!
- You can cum in my hair,
- undress me everywhere!
- I have no imagination,
- my singing voice is a computer generation!
c.
Cumming on Britney at a batchelor party!
Ref.
- I'm a blonde, single girl,
- in my own fantasy world,
- But in reality,
- you can tie me down,
- I'll suck you off,
- for a pennie!
Down the hall,
in a mall,
I wanna fuck you insane,
touch you there,
suck you there,
hanky panky!
- You can touch!
- If you pay!
- If you don't say, I'm just a whooore!
- Uh ah uh!
Ref.
- I can walk,
- I can talk,
- do what ever you please,
- on tv, I'm a star, but
- at home I'll sweat on my knees.
Come jump in!
Fuck my friend,
let us do it again,
enough to go around,
for this price,
we can party!
- You can touch!
- If you pay!
- If you don't say, I'm just a whooore!
- You can touch!
- If you pay!
- If you don't say, I'm just a whooore!
Cumming on Britney at a batchelor party!
- Ah ah ah yeah!
Come on Britney lets go party!
- Uh ah uh! Uh ah uh!
Cumming on Britney at a batchelor party!
- Ah ah ah yeah!
Come on Britney lets go party!
- Uh ah uh! Uh ah uh!
Ref.x2
Cumming on Britney at a batchelor party!
- Ah ah ah yeah!
Come on Britney lets go party!
- Uh ah uh! Uh ah uh!
Cumming on Britney at a batchelor party!
- Ah ah ah yeah!
Come on Britney lets go party!
- Uh ah uh! Uh ah uh!
Oh I'm covered in so much cum!
Well Britney, we're just getting started!
Oh I love you spike!
"
Hehe...
Here's some mo'!
"
Rich Man Dance
(based on 'The Nigger Dance' by MTS)
Dr. Cage:
Everyone your attention please,
cause this is your big chance,
listen carefully to what I say,
because here comes the Rich Man Dance.
Every man gets called upon,
grab a fantastic weaaapon,
grab hold of it, in your hand,
and take a step forward.
MTS:
Beat Bill Gates to the ground,
stomp with your feet on his mouth,
beat his teeth through the air,
now take a seat because he's rare,
continue this through Rich Ville Town,
untill you had every single one!
A Midget:
Yes that whent very well,
but we aren't done right now,
we will just do that dance again,
but two times in a row!
MTS:
Whirl your fists through the air,
beat Donald Trump to the ground,
blow broadway off the map,
their performance is just crap,
stomp them flat,
like their friends,
this is the Rich Man Dance!
MTS:
Ram a stick up their ass,
place your feet on their mouth,
beat their balls through the air,
now sit down because it's fair,
continue this to the east shore,
untill they can't take it anymore!
A Midget:
You dance very nice,
Bums, I tell you so.
That's why we'll do it one more time,
now three times in a row.
MTS:
Spin George Bush through the air,
break his head on a chair,
his wallet is a dispair,
don't give them a single chance,
this is the Rich Man Dance!
"
Hehe...
Wha????
You wanan hear even MORE?
Well, OK? heer's High Speed Train, the nostalgic drugs
song written in 97' for a late friend who died on an
OD.
"
High Speed Train
By Mike The Spike
(Warning! This is a song that's practically
unreadable.
Only MTS and Angel Of Death can read this song)
Etu in da speed train...
I got da flokking shitty rain...
There's no freaking rails beyond,
gonto die, my hair blonde...
Ref.
There's no one in da freaking flokkin shitty train...
(tu-tu-tu-toe)
Pick you up with a crane... (tu-tu,tu-toe)
And throw you in da sea... (tu-tu,tu-toe)
Rather be lying on my bed...
With a shotgun to my head...
Cannot pull da flokking trigger,
for my walls would get too red.
Ref.
There's no one in da freaking flokkin shitty train...
(tu-tu-tu-toe)
Pick you up with a crane... (tu-tu-tu-toe)
And throw you in da sea... (tu-tu-tu-toe)
I wake up in my class...
With a bullet through my ass...
When I tried to pull it out,
I released a mortal gass..
Ref.
There's no one in da freaking flokkin shitty train...
(tu-tu-tu-toe)
Pick you up with a crane... (tu-tu-tu-toe)
And throw you in da sea... (tu-tu-tu-toe)
Now I can not ever sit...
I now have a second clit...
I do think my teacher killed it,
for his hands are brown of shit....
Ref.
Tha=E2=E2=E2t freaking shitty speed has gone to his head...
He eates speed like it were bread...
He=EA=EA looks worse than someone who is dead...
Hi=EE=EEs wife is almost under-fead...
Becuase of some dead end no one even cares about...
Without some rails you can cry it out...
You will never be high again...
Thank ya zidd-assed infant-fuckers!
I am da kang eoff fuck 'n roll!
"
Huh?
YOU WANT EVEN MORE??
Does your mom know you read MTS?
Ok then.
Just one more.
"
Life Sucks 2
(AKA. 'The meaning of life!')
By Mike The Spike
When your dog is feeling horny,
and your naked in the bath,
trying to wash your little lad,
it makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
When you run from your wife,
trying to stab you with a knife,
it makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
Life is crap! (Life is crap...)
Life is crap... (Life is crap!)
It makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
When your taking a dump,
and you see the light-bulb jump,
it makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
When your sitting in the class,
and a turd comes out your ass,
it makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
Life is crap! (Life is crap...)
Life is crap... (Life is crap!)
It makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
When your seeing [CENSOR],
kneeling down before [CENSOR],
it makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
When you look at Bill Clinton,
shitting right onto the floor,
it makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
Life is crap! (Life is crap...)
Life is crap... (Life is crap!)
It makes you wounder,
wounder what is life...
What is life?
..
What is life?
..
I don't know, I'm just your girlfriends' wife....
"
Ok!
That's wraps it up folks!
Thank you for listening!
Oh, BTW, I included a sound file wich I once made wich
I think Euphorians are interested in.
It's an advertisement for Euphoria gone bad.
I can't explain it...
It's....
Weird...
Mike The Spike
PS. Please don't hate me Rob :P
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