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Hi, I got this from a friend and I thought people would like it.

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Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 07:33:58 -0500
Subject: Fw: Fw: Troubles
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From: Allen L Childs <childstribe at juno.com>



Take a look at this, kinda cute.





>>To:   CMteam
>> >cc:
>> >Subject:  Tech Support.... Upgrading Girlfriend 1.0
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Tech Support Request
>> >
>> >Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
>> >new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
>> >space and valuable resources.  No mention of this phenomenon was
>> >included  in the product brochure.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
>> >itself into all other programs and launches during system
>> >initialization where it monitors  all other system activity.
>> >Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash  2.5 no longer run,
>> >crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife
>> >1.0 from my system.  I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
>> >but un-install does not work on this program.  Can you help me?
>> >
>> > Jonathan Powell
>> >
>> > Dear Jonathan Powell-
>> >This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
>> >a primary misconception.  Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to
>> >Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
>> >ENTERTAINMENT" program.
>> >>
>> >Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to  run
>> >everything. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the
>> >program from the system once installed.  Trying to un-install Wife
>> >1.0 can be disasterious.  Doing so may destroy your hard and/or
>> >floppy drive.  Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy
>> >valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0
>> >because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.  Some have tried to
>> >install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
>> >the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-
>> >Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the
>> >background,  while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects
>> >Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-
>> >recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download simular
>> >products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have
>> >become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep  Wife 1.0  and
>> >just deal with  the situation.
>> >
>> >Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
>> >entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs).  You must
>> >assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
>> >The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
>> >button as soon as lock-up occurs.  System will run smooth as long as
>> >you take the blame for all GPFs.  Wife 1.0 is a great program but is
>> >very high maintenance.
>> >
>> > Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
>> >     -Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
>> >     -Frequently use Communicator 5.0
>> >
>> > -Tech Support
>
>Gary A. Payne
>Educational Testing Service
>(609) 683-2016
>gpayne at ets.org
>
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