[Fwd: Fw: Fw: Troubles]
- Posted by Ken Furlong <stjohn15 at ENTER.NET> Feb 25, 1999
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--------------5884EAA3CA0564FA2E931520 Hi, I got this from a friend and I thought people would like it. --------------5884EAA3CA0564FA2E931520 Content-Disposition: inline Received: from m1.jersey.juno.com (m1.jersey.juno.com [209.67.33.60]) by mail.enter.net (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id IAA05223 for <stjohn15 at enter.net>; Sat, 20 Feb 1999 08:09:05 -0500 (EST) Received: (from childstribe at juno.com) by m1.jersey.juno.com (queuemail) id D3WDYMW6; Sat, 20 Feb 1999 08:08:47 EST To: gert_alta at juno.com Cc: eric20 at voicenet.com, salt-the-earth at juno.com, stjohn15 at enter.net, schoolhouseacademy at juno.com Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 07:33:58 -0500 Subject: Fw: Fw: Troubles Message-ID: <19990220.080146.-73867.0.childstribe at juno.com> X-Mailer: Juno 2.0.11 X-Juno-Att: 0 From: Allen L Childs <childstribe at juno.com> Take a look at this, kinda cute. >>To: CMteam >> >cc: >> >Subject: Tech Support.... Upgrading Girlfriend 1.0 >> > >> > >> > >> >Tech Support Request >> > >> >Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the >> >new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of >> >space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was >> >included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs >> >itself into all other programs and launches during system >> >initialization where it monitors all other system activity. >> >Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, >> >crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife >> >1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 >> >but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me? >> > >> > Jonathan Powell >> > >> > Dear Jonathan Powell- >> >This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to >> >a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to >> >Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & >> >ENTERTAINMENT" program. >> >> >> >Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run >> >everything. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the >> >program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife >> >1.0 can be disasterious. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or >> >floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy >> >valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 >> >because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to >> >install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than >> >the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings- >> >Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the >> >background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects >> >Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non- >> >recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download simular >> >products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have >> >become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and >> >just deal with the situation. >> > >> >Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the >> >entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must >> >assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur. >> >The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset >> >button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as >> >you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is >> >very high maintenance. >> > >> > Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0 >> > -Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD >> > -Frequently use Communicator 5.0 >> > >> > -Tech Support > >Gary A. Payne >Educational Testing Service >(609) 683-2016 >gpayne at ets.org > > >------=_NextPart_000_0016_01BDB25F.51612480-- > > >--------- End forwarded message ---------- > >________________________________________________________________ >Get secure free e-mail that you don't need Web access to use >from Juno, the world's second largest online service. >Download your free software at http://www.juno.com/getit.b.html. ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] --------------5884EAA3CA0564FA2E931520--