Put a bit of SEX in your programs! (warning, bad language used)
I have an announcement to make.
(BTW, this is my last post today, for those that feel
that I
am accounting for a too large percentage of the posts
made on this list, there's only one sollution; Post
more yourself to make the ratio smaller!;) )
I stopped working on C'RAP after I saw Brainf*ck, a
weird ass programming language.
I like this idea of extremely evil/offensive
programming languages, and decided to make my own,
MTS-style (aka. lots of swearing and loads of
irrelevant obsolete information) programming language!
SEX,
Severely Exaturated Xerography
is the name of this language.
Xerography stands for 'The process of making copies'.
This has to do with the extremely dull and boring
syntax (wich I'm still trying to come up with).
My goal is to make a programming language wich is
extremely hard to code in, yet still as safe as
Euphoria, for example.
I am coding the language in Euphoria, yet the
(extremely) small execution core does math 11 times
faster than Euphoria, on any type of variable
(sequence, atom, object, integer, etc.).
Plus, calling a function is exactly as fast as doing
'1+1' for example.
This is all thanks to the translator, wich makes these
speedups possible.
Wanna see some SEX code?
Well, below is the syntax I'm aiming for;
:p This program shows some math operations.
:p btw, a smiley face like the one left is a comment.
hiton val1
hiton val2
hiton val3
hiton val4
bitchslap val1 with 10
bitchslap val2 with 254857
bitchslap val3 with 30000
bitchslap val4 with 80.69
rape val1 with val2
cumshoot val3 with val2
beat val4 with val1
slap val2 with val4
Now, for an explenation of what these things do.
'hiton' = 'object' in Euphoria.
bitchslap = '=' in Euphoria
rape = '+' in Euphoria
cumshoot = '-' in Euhoria
beat = '/' in Euphoria
slap = '*' in Euphoria
Translated to Eu, above becomes;
object val1
object val2
object val3
object val4
val1 = 10
val2 = 254857
val3 = 30000
val4 = 80.69
val1 += val2
val3 -= val2
val4 /= val1
val2 *= val4
As you can see, the lang maps very well to Euphoria.
Implementing this language in Euphoria is extremely
easy, but I won't see any SEX clones anytime soon
since doing it in C is a real pain in the ass (I
designed the syntax so LEX and YACC can't parse it
very well).
Some weird things about SEX;
- It features no include files (Xerography, remember?)
- Eventhough it's laughable, it's lightning-fast, 80
times faster than JAVA (Sun JDK 1.5).
- It was designed to let young people code 3D games
in it easily. Therefore it features m-media support.
- It doesn't provide ways to create functions,
you can only jump to labels like in ASM, BASIC and
C.
(jmp, GoSub, Goto, etc.)
- The syntax is so cool that coding in it becomes a
joy. You will find yourself coding 2 million line
apps in it and still feel like doing some more.
- You can create a stand-alone executable.
- Your SEX programs run IDENTICALLY on DOS, Winblows
and Linux (and in the future, some consoles(when we
can port ec.lib, or Eu To Java becomes better))
- I saw my interpreter core run SEX programs that
ran faster than equivalent C programs.
- The entire interpreter (without runtime routines) is
just 300 lines of Euphoria code.
- You will have to buy SEX from me if you wish to get
the IDE, debugger and profiler. (wich I'm coding
on).
- You don't declare types in SEX, but can use strings,
integers and floats automagically.
- Arrays can be 1-D only; This isn't so bad since it
fits in nicely with the rest of the syntax. Plus
it's lightning-fast (using pokes).
Some library routines I (haven't) coded;
- pimp (Peek into memory or a file)
- lolita (Turn a string into a numeric value)
- puke (poke into memory or a file)
- buy (allocate a block of memory or file)
- fetish (run a string as SEX code)
- buttrip (free a block of memory or file)
- spit (write text to file or device)
- swallow (read data from file or device)
- scat (concatenate two strings)
- strip (copy image onto screen or memory)
- cunt (draw 3D polygon on screen)
- panty (draw a line on screen)
- needledick (draw pixel on screen)
- come (play a sound)
- date (some netwroking support)
- pickup (call a C function in a DLL)
- phone (call any of above routines)
- husband (exit program)
These are all I'd implement for now.
I think 'pickup' will let me do some GUI stuff later
on.
Maybe it's more portable if I build-in GUI support?
Anyways, what do you think about this language?
Would you pay 20 bucks for it, considering it's faster
than C in some cases? (well, in concatenation and
such)
Plus, it's the funnest coding language ever created.
And, start-up speeds are extremely fast, as all the
tokenizer does to parse the source is skip white
spaces and remember all words in between.
It's coded in Euphoria, so I guess I'd put out a C
library wich allows C/C++ coders to call SEX from
their programs (using the translator).
Like a portable in-line SEX interpreter.
They might find it usefull to code speed-critical data
juggling routines in SEX, as calling overhead in SEX
is extremely small, and it's faster than C in this
sort of situation.
Mike The Spike
PS. MTS: "I can do C, C++, Euphoria, Basic, SEX, "
Guy: "*WHAT*? SEX?? GET OUT OF MY OFFICE,
PERVERT!"
MTS: "But no! I mean doing Sex with an
interpreter!"
Guy: "You Slept With Ling??? YOU BASTARD!"
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