offtopic: dr. seuss as a computer guide writer
What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Computer Tech Manuals?
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk
abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the
trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't
hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's
gonna crash!
If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your
mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the
hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects
of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the
disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to
RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell
your mom!
haha!
Mike
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It compiled. The first screen came up. Ship it.
--Bill Gates
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