[OT, humour] Life is Unfair (was Re: Contest)

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On Sat, 30 Oct 2004 02:49:56 +1000, spent memory
<spent.memory at gmail.com> wrote:

>i believe it is unfair.

>From the onion radio news archives (it helps to imagine a pompous
middle class newsreader reciting this, on a slow news day):

	For the seventy billionth consecutive week since it began, life 
	was again unfair today. Death and suffering continued randomly 
	among the planets lifeforms, with such factors as genetic 
	superiority or good works in no way taken into account.
	Despite the efforts of the code of hammurabi, the US bill of 
	rights, and people for the ethical treatment of animals, life is 
	expected to remain unfair.. forever.

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