Re: Press Any Key to Continue...
- Posted by "Gerardo E. Brandariz" <gebrandariz at YAHOO.COM> Jun 25, 2000
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Once, when Win98 was just coming out, I wrote a joke program for a more-than-fanatic friend that faked a Windows 99 upgrade setup, and appeared to end in disaster. When he didn't laugh, I sent him the Windows 100 installer (after 99 comes 100, right?), which purported to be a "Windows for Neural Networks" (you furnished the neurons), and also ended disastrously saying "Your brain doesn't have enough memory to run this version of Windows. Please restore your mind from backup." Now that I think of it, I'm not laughing, either. Gerardo E. Brandariz ----- Original Message ----- From: Raude Riwal <RAUDER at THMULTI.COM> To: <EUPHORIA at LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU> Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 11:47 AM Subject: Re: Press Any Key to Continue... > You now can imagine the Blue Screen of Death if you let M$ access your own > internal MBR... > brrr... <ctl><alt><del>,<ctl><alt><del>,<ctl><alt><del>... > > Riwal > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Falkon 1313 [SMTP:Falkon1313 at AOL.COM] > > Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 3:31 AM > > To: EUPHORIA at LISTSERV.MUOHIO.EDU > > Subject: Re: Press Any Key to Continue... > > > > > >From: "Darth Maul, aka Matt" <Uglyfish87 at HOTMAIL.COM> > > > >This may be totally off-subject, but a year ago, a device was > > > >developed that > > > >they put in your brain. Brain cells start to grow around it, and you > > > >can > > > >control the device with *your mind*, and it transmits every command > > > >through > > > >the FM band. You can access an on-screen keyboard with it > > > > > From: "R. W. D." <filexfer3 at JUNO.COM> > > > How close do you sit to that monitor? > > > > It's off topic, but true. See http://shadowrun.html.com/uol/datajack.html > > for a couple of the reports. Not exactly the hot-DNI datajack of > > cyberpunk fiction yet, but proof of possibility. Someday we may all > > have PCs implanted and wired directly into our brains, all connected > > to the internet via wireless modems. Billions of people communicating > > by artificial telepathy at the speed of thought. (Remember to disable > > Visual Brain Scripting in your neurobrowser.) But for now it's just > > a couple of electrodes used as mouse/joystick axes, which take over > > important nerves. Think I read somewhere that it took about five > > minutes to get the cursor to the right place and click an icon, but > > they're hopeful for speed increases in the future. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com