OpenEuphoria

We do have:

1. the pre-processor, which would start working if all routines had arguments arranged in a consistent and sensible fashion.

On that note, I'd also like to point out that Euphoria's preprocessor system leaves a lot to be desired. Without a reliable means of chewing up the language and spitting it back out, every preprocessor author is left to his own devices. The barrier-of-entry on implementing new preprocessor-defined features shouldn't be so high. There's got to be a more formalized way to process the language.