Re: EU is a disaster!
Pete Lomax wrote:
> Over here in good ole blighty we have a truely hateful chap by the
> name of Max Clifford, famous for ridiculous stories about cruelty to
> hamsters, london buses on the far side of the moon, aliens, lettuces,
> and of course royal indiscretions, a publicity agent to the b-stars of
> the lowest order; calling him scum gives scum a bad name; however he
> did once utter something that we may not all like, but is inescapably
> true: there is no such thing as bad publicity.
Sounds like he is using some software I wrote back in 1988 called
"Shocking Headlines In Tablolids"
Its purpose was to generate random news headlines, such as:
Psychic Carrot reveals Secret of Eternal Youth.
Bermuda Triangle Mysteriously Disappears!
PROOF! Chimps Secretly Control All Major World Powers.
Cannibal Prowls Soviet Space Station.
Maimed for life, Double-amputee frog sues French restaurant.
Come to think of it, ALL the major tabloids seem to be using my
program (first described in that esteemed computer journal,
Micro Cornucopia, issue #42, p.75. Look it up.)
Mebbe I can sue and get rich?
Irv
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