Re: EU is a disaster!
- Posted by irv mullins <irvm at ellijay.com> Jul 27, 2004
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Pete Lomax wrote: > Over here in good ole blighty we have a truely hateful chap by the > name of Max Clifford, famous for ridiculous stories about cruelty to > hamsters, london buses on the far side of the moon, aliens, lettuces, > and of course royal indiscretions, a publicity agent to the b-stars of > the lowest order; calling him scum gives scum a bad name; however he > did once utter something that we may not all like, but is inescapably > true: there is no such thing as bad publicity. Sounds like he is using some software I wrote back in 1988 called "Shocking Headlines In Tablolids" Its purpose was to generate random news headlines, such as: Psychic Carrot reveals Secret of Eternal Youth. Bermuda Triangle Mysteriously Disappears! PROOF! Chimps Secretly Control All Major World Powers. Cannibal Prowls Soviet Space Station. Maimed for life, Double-amputee frog sues French restaurant. Come to think of it, ALL the major tabloids seem to be using my program (first described in that esteemed computer journal, Micro Cornucopia, issue #42, p.75. Look it up.) Mebbe I can sue and get rich? Irv