1. Re[2]: WARNING : Virus on the lose!!!!!

> Let me just confirm this report. My entire hard drive has been deleted and
> my PC made inoperable. Also, my ice maker is on the fritz. The virus also
> somehow infected my dog, who now has no left legs (front or back), and the
> tail can only wag to the right. I think it's a cruel trick on the hacker's
> part. I'm thinking this virus should be called All-Righty Then virus.
>
> Anyway, please please please make sure you don't open any more emails (after
> this one, of course), because you'll never know which one is going to get
> you.
>
> Your friend,
> ck

Are you sure that will be enough? I intend to completely cut my self
off from all communication with anyone in real life or online, this
should ensure that I remain totally safe and my dog keeps his legs ;)

Thomas Parslow (PatRat) ICQ #:26359483
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2. Re: Re[2]: WARNING : Virus on the lose!!!!!

> > Anyway, please please please make sure you don't open any more emails
(after
> > this one, of course), because you'll never know which one is going to
get
> > you.
> >
> Are you sure that will be enough? I intend to completely cut my self
> off from all communication with anyone in real life or online, this
> should ensure that I remain totally safe and my dog keeps his legs ;)

Since I received that virus email a few minutes ago, I did a few hours of
extensive research on the internet and discovered that you also need to make
sure you intercept and check your nervous system messages to the brain for
dangerous viruses. In a worst-case scenario, you'll need to totally
disconnect your brain from the nervous system and let it reboot before
reattaching. Even then, your CMOS might be corrupt. Good luck!

* The preceding announcement was in no way intended to serve as good medical
advice. Please consult with your own physician prior to performing any
medical procedures on yourself.

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