OpenEuphoria

1. Damn! You're ugly!

• Posted by John Cage <drcage2000 at YAHOO.COM> Jan 25, 2001
• 539 views

Woaaaaaahhhh shitttt!!!!
Crap!

Damn!
Baeerrf!!!

ewwww!!


Damn, all yall Eu coders is ugly!
Damn man! One ugly mofo after the next!
Shit!

I was cruisin' the web searching for pics of all yall
people, and damn, some of you are pretty damned
homely!
The only duder that looks cool is Pete Eberlein.
I used to work with a guy that looks just like him.
He's all laid back on the beach on his pic and all,
pretty fly looking, excellent....

I just recently scared the crap out of myself when I
saw a pic of David Cuny.
Nope, he ain't ugly, but I always imagined him to be
this little tiny 'cuny' smart-ass nerd-looking 2 pound
pale white highschool coder dressed in a post-MTV
grunge kinda style.
And then I see this 40 year old buff bearded guy with
a wife, kids and a golden retriever....

Man, this is just like when I first called Robert
Craig and heared his voice...
It was young-sounding, resembling Howard Stern's voice
dramatically.I always saw his as this late-70's
unshaved, specked, tall, heavy, old C64 coder,
something like David Gay but then with red-blonde
kinda hair and A Ph.D in his left hand, and a chess
board in the other.
I'm just a post-pubescent pale gothic coder with a bad
sense of descency :(
I'm the coder with an attitude.
I have being in the modeling bizz...untill I punched
my manager's lights out...
I think there's some pic of me on the web somewhere...
I'm positive there's a scanned-in image of my right
hand with blood-dripping, mangled knuckles I once
posted to a forum after beating the crap out of 5 guys
in a club...



People!
Stop coding in Eu!
And get a frikin' facelift!
My treat....


Mike The Spike
PS. No offence. Well, uh, wha?

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