OpenEuphoria

1. Y2K - off topic, but funny

• Posted by Don Groves <groves at ACM.ORG> Feb 19, 1999
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• Last edited Feb 20, 1999

Got this from a friend today and thought other Euphorians
might get a hoot out of it:

>TO:      Company President
>
>FROM:    Data Processing Department Manager
>
>SUBJECT: Y2K Project Report
>_________________________________________________
>
>Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget.
>We have gone through every line of code in every program.  We have
>analyzed all databases and all data files, and modified all data
>to reflect the change.
>
>We are proud to report that we have completed the Y2K date change
>mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
>data to reflect your new standards.  Our months are now: Januark,
>Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October,
>November, and December.  And our days are: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak,
>Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.
>
>We  trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of
>this Y2K problem has made any sense to us. What does the year 2000
>have to do with changing Y to K?  But we understand it is a global
>problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
>
>Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when
>the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00?

>We await your direction.