1. Are you as smart as a 4 year old
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warning: this is not a joke!=20
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you =
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truly a "professional."=20
Mind you, the questions are not that difficult.=20
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?=20
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and =
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the door.=20
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly=20
complicated way.=20
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?=20
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the=20
refrigerator.=20
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the=20
elephant and=20
close the door.=20
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your =
actions.=20
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend =
except one.=20
Which animal does not attend?=20
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.=20
This tests your memory.=20
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly, you =
still have one=20
more chance to show your abilities.=20
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. =
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do you=20
manage it?=20
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the=20
Animal=20
Meeting!=20
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.=20
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the =
professionals=20
they=20
tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several =
correct=20
answers.=20
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that =
most=20
professionals have the brains of a four year old.=20
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<DIV><FONT face=3D"Times New Roman"><U></U></FONT>warning: this is not a =
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you, the questions are not that difficult. </U><BR><BR><STRONG>1. How do =
you put=20
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refrigerator?=20
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Open the=20
refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the <BR>refrigerator.=20
<BR><BR>Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put =
in the=20
<BR>elephant and <BR>close the door. <BR><BR></EM><U>This tests your =
ability to=20
think through the repercussions of your actions. =
<BR><BR><BR></U><STRONG>3. The=20
Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend =
<BR>except=20
one. <BR>Which animal does not attend?=20
</STRONG><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><EM>Correct Answer: =
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tests your=20
memory. <BR><BR>OK, even if you did not answer the first three =
questions,=20
correctly, you <BR>still have one <BR>more chance to show your =
abilities.=20
<BR><BR><BR></U><STRONG>4. There is a river you must cross. But it is =
inhabited=20
by crocodiles. How <BR>do you <BR>manage it?=20
ect=20
Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the <BR>Animal =
<BR>Meeting! <BR><BR></EM><U>This tests whether you learn quickly from =
your=20
mistakes. <BR><BR>According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% =
of the=20
professionals <BR>they <BR>tested got all questions wrong. But many =
preschoolers=20
got several correct <BR>answers. <BR>Anderson Consulting says this =
conclusively=20
disproves the theory that most <BR>professionals have the brains of a =
four year=20
old.=20
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2. Re: Are you as smart as a 4 year old
LMAO! I got everyone wrong except #3... hehe lmao... that was pretty... uh...
how should i say this... werid... =o
~later~
3. Re: Are you as smart as a 4 year old
- Posted by Kat <gertie at PELL.NET>
Aug 10, 2000
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Last edited Aug 11, 2000
On 10 Aug 2000, at 19:53, koda wrote:
> warning: this is not a joke!
>
>
> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are
> truly a "professional."
>
> Mind you, the questions are not that difficult.
Lmao !!
I did get two right tho 
1 and 4
Kat
