1. Top Secret
- Posted by Monty King <boot_me at GEOCITIES.COM> Jun 25, 1998
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Hi! As many of you know, I live about 3 miles from the Microsoft Campus in Redmond, WA, next town over from Kirkland, WA. In honor of their victory in court concerning their browser, I offer a sampling of Windows 98 source code. Remember, this is secret stuff ;-}] Forrest PS: If you can't read computer code, try this anyway for practice. =============================== Subject: Windows 98 Source Code Date: June 23, 1998 6:37 PM /* Windows '98 source code. */ /* TOP SECRET Microsoft) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" #define INSTALL = HARD char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if (first_time_installation) { make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if (still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } if (detect_cache()) disable_cache(); if (fast_cpu()) { set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); } /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */ /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */ printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); if (system_ok()) crash(to_dos_prompt); else system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something) { sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); } create_general_protection_fault(); } ---- This message is intended for the party to whom it is addressed and may contain information which is privileged, confidential, and exempt from disclosure under applicable law. Any other distribution, copying, or disclosure is strictly prohibited. If you receive this message in error, please notify us by e-mail and delete the original message. ---------- *** End of forwarded message ***