1. sorry a little off topic
- Posted by Monty King <boot_me at GEOCITIES.COM>
Jun 18, 1998
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Last edited Jun 19, 1998
This is just as interesting as the Tennis stuff...hope it doesn't offend
anyone.
>Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were
> > serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible
> > for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's
> > fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
> >
> > "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?"
> > said the lawyer.
> >
> > Farmer Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I
> > had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...."
> >
> > "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted,
> > "just answer the question." "Did you not say, at the
> > scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"
> >
> > Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the
> > trailer and I was driving down the road...."
> >
> > The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying
> > to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this
> > man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was
> > just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying
> > to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to
> > simply answer the question."
> >
> > By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer
> > Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear
> > what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie."
> >
> > Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying,
> > I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and
> > was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck
> > and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the
> > side.
> >
> > I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the
> > other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However,
> > I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
> > in terrible shape just by her groans.
> >
> > Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the
> > scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he
> > went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his
> > gun and shot her between the eyes.
> >
> > Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his
> > hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad
> > shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
>
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