Re: Namespaces
On Tue, 24 Oct 2000, Al Getz wrote:
> Irv,
>
> Irv wrote:
> >>>
> A literal reading of Genesis would lead us to believe He dropped support for
> version 1.0, and destroyed all existing copies, after discovering numerous
> bugs.
> Irv
> <<<
>
> Are we still talking about God, or Microsoft? 
>
"Thank you for calling the Heaven Hotline. All lines are busy right now, please
hold, and you will be connected with the first available representative."
[harp music]
"Thank you for holding. We appreciate your business. A representative will be
with you shortly"
[more harp music]
<Click>"Heaven Hotline - Gabe speaking"
#!$$
"Oh, hello Mr. Lot. How are things in Sodom?"
$@$@#o!o!
"More input/output problems? Didn't you read the warning in the maual
about the indiscriminate use of peek and poke?"
!##?
"The manual? It's that big, rolled up sheepskin thingy"
@#$#@ !
"Well, I suppose it is a bit of a difficult read. We're working on a "For
Dummies" version. In fact, Moses and the Boss are down at Sinai hammering
out a rough draft right now...."
%%))!!!##
"I see you have our premium service plan, Mr. Lot, so I'll send a couple of
Field Service Reps around to try and fix your problem."
~!!
:)?
"Are they cute? erm... I guess so, but what..."
!o@^^!0!!
"Oh, I see. Thanks, I'll warn them about that. I'm afraid, Mr. Lot, that
in order to fix your problem, they'll have to bring down the whole system.
That may result in the loss of some data. By the way, how's the wife?"
Irv
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