1. [Fwd: Fw: Fw: Troubles]
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Hi, I got this from a friend and I thought people would like it.
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Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 07:33:58 -0500
Subject: Fw: Fw: Troubles
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From: Allen L Childs <childstribe at juno.com>
Take a look at this, kinda cute.
>>To: CMteam
>> >cc:
>> >Subject: Tech Support.... Upgrading Girlfriend 1.0
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Tech Support Request
>> >
>> >Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
>> >new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
>> >space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
>> >included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
>> >itself into all other programs and launches during system
>> >initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
>> >Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,
>> >crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife
>> >1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
>> >but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
>> >
>> > Jonathan Powell
>> >
>> > Dear Jonathan Powell-
>> >This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
>> >a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to
>> >Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
>> >ENTERTAINMENT" program.
>> >>
>> >Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
>> >everything. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the
>> >program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife
>> >1.0 can be disasterious. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or
>> >floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy
>> >valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0
>> >because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
>> >install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
>> >the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-
>> >Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the
>> >background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects
>> >Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-
>> >recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download simular
>> >products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have
>> >become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
>> >just deal with the situation.
>> >
>> >Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
>> >entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
>> >assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
>> >The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
>> >button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as
>> >you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is
>> >very high maintenance.
>> >
>> > Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
>> > -Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
>> > -Frequently use Communicator 5.0
>> >
>> > -Tech Support
>
>Gary A. Payne
>Educational Testing Service
>(609) 683-2016
>gpayne at ets.org
>
>
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2. Re: [Fwd: Fw: Fw: Troubles]
i get an error when i try to open it with ie4
Bernie
3. Re: [Fwd: Fw: Fw: Troubles]
I looked at it and it opened fine.
Ken Furlong 
Ken Furlong wrote:
> Hi, I got this from a friend and I thought people would like it.
>
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>
> Subject: Fw: Fw: Troubles
> Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 07:33:58 -0500
> From: Allen L Childs <childstribe at juno.com>
> To: gert_alta at juno.com
> CC: eric20 at voicenet.com, salt-the-earth at juno.com, stjohn15 at enter.net,
> schoolhouseacademy at juno.com
>
> Take a look at this, kinda cute.
>
> >>To: CMteam
> >> >cc:
> >> >Subject: Tech Support.... Upgrading Girlfriend 1.0
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >Tech Support Request
> >> >
> >> >Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
> >> >new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
> >> >space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was
> >> >included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
> >> >itself into all other programs and launches during system
> >> >initialization where it monitors all other system activity.
> >> >Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run,
> >> >crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to purge Wife
> >> >1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0
> >> >but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me?
> >> >
> >> > Jonathan Powell
> >> >
> >> > Dear Jonathan Powell-
> >> >This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
> >> >a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to
> >> >Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES &
> >> >ENTERTAINMENT" program.
> >> >>
> >> >Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run
> >> >everything. WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the
> >> >program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife
> >> >1.0 can be disasterious. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or
> >> >floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy
> >> >valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0
> >> >because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to
> >> >install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
> >> >the original system. Look in your manual under Warnings-
> >> >Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the
> >> >background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects
> >> >Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non-
> >> >recoverable system crash. Some users have tried to download simular
> >> >products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have
> >> >become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
> >> >just deal with the situation.
> >> >
> >> >Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
> >> >entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must
> >> >assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
> >> >The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset
> >> >button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as
> >> >you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is
> >> >very high maintenance.
> >> >
> >> > Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0
> >> > -Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD
> >> > -Frequently use Communicator 5.0
> >> >
> >> > -Tech Support
> >
> >Gary A. Payne
> >Educational Testing Service
> >(609) 683-2016
> >gpayne at ets.org
> >
> >
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