Re: Exile in the land of OOP; WWOS (way way off subject)

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Gordon Webster wrote:
>
> As an old (well middle-aged) Fortran and C hack, .....
>
 An amusing example (from a book) of the confusion missing punctuation 
can cause is.. 

 A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a 
gun and fires two shots into the air.

  "Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. 
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over
his shoulder.

  "I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

  The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation

  "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.
Eats, shoots and leaves."

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