1. Soap channel
Hey Guys,
Sometimes I think that I've signed up for a SOAP channel.
Maybe we can make mony if NBC or ABC is watching...Go on.
MK
2. Re: Soap channel
At 09:53 AM 2/18/97 +0100, you wrote:
>Hey Guys,
>Sometimes I think that I've signed up for a SOAP channel.
>Maybe we can make mony if NBC or ABC is watching...Go on.
>MK
Hey Guy.
I think you're right... if it's like this:
Like flame mail in your message box, this is:
The Euphoria of Our Lives!
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The Reaper : As played by Mel Gibson
Micheal Packard : As played by Keifer Sutherland
Jiri Babor : As played by Pauly Shore
David Gay : As played by Kevin Costener (don't ask!!!)
The elusive Jacques Deschene : played by ??????
You see, the series starts off with a corrupt business man (Packard) starts
to sell off his products for ridiculous prices. However, no one's buying. So
he starts "convincing" people to join, and blackmails David Gay into buying.
However, The Reaper finds out about the ploy, and starts getting into
Packard's way. Packard decides to send Jiri the Hit Man over to finish the
threat off. Jiri thought he got the job done, but The Reaper survives
through million-dollar surgery (paid by Canada's health insurance plan). The
Reaper returns to get Jiri for trying to kill him and stealing picture code.
Jiri decides this would be a good time to take a "vacation". However, since
Packard never paid him, Jiri is actually changing some of the code in his
"royalty-free" copy of OidZone (now called FontZone, where you go around
destroying letters) to sell it himself for only $39, so he can put his twins
through school. Don't know what I'm talking about? Try this little scene
where The Reaper finally confronts Packard at the LGP studios...
Reaper> Where's Packard, girl?
Secretary> He's gone... on... um... vacation with Jiri!
Reaper> Don't lie to me!
Secretary> What do you mean?
Reaper> I mean this!!! (takes off secretary's wig)
Micheal> Okay, you seen through my disguise! But my security is going to be
up here any second...
Reaper> This will only take one...
Mechael> What are you going to do to me?
Reaper> I've been watching you for a while, Pakard, and I see you're on page
119 of your programmer's reference... Time to wipe it out!
Michaal> Ha! I got copies everywhere!
Reaper> Don't lie to me! I know you're worried someone else might make money
on this, so the only copy is on your personal computer here. Um,
lets see, I type D..E..L.. **OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!** What was that?!?
Mickael> Ha ha ha! I had Jacques Deschene write me a euphoria program to
electrocute anyone messing with my files. I only had to add five lines
to OidZone to make it happen!
Reaper> What!!!!! I thought Deschene was dead!
Mackael> Oh he was...
Anyway, this scene takes about two weeks too commence. Other stories are
Ischak trying to sell his bilingual editor to Americans (who only have an
english keyboard). Also, 5 minutes per show are spent showing how Robert
Craig waits in the background searching the right time to initialize the
virus he has embedded in version 1-5...
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hey, this isn't to offend anyone, I'm just being foolish.
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The Reaper (J. Lays)
reaper at auracom.com ........................
. .. -||..........__...... "There are no miracles,
. / ||......../-- \\.:::: Just dreams that come true,
. ..| ||...... / o o| |.::: By the actions of someone
.| _-||.......|| ^ / /.:::: Who didn't waste time dreaming."
..| |..||...... -\_- \ |\-.:::
.| |.[< \ .../ \.::
.||.|||\|\ | -REAPER- . \.::::
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3. Re: Soap channel
On Tue, 18 Feb 1997, The Reaper wrote a bunch of slanderous crap:
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> hey, this isn't to offend anyone, I'm just being foolish.
yup. =)
Michael Packard
Lord Generic Productions
lgp at exo.com http://exo.com/~lgp
A Crash Course in Game Design and Production
http://exo.com/~lgp/euphoria
4. Re: Soap channel
I can't stop laughing!
/ViC./
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5. Re: Soap channel
- Posted by David Gay <moggie at INTERLOG.COM>
Feb 18, 1997
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Last edited Feb 19, 1997
> David Gay : As played by Kevin Costener (don't ask!!!)
Whine! Costner??? I hate that guy! :/....you could at least have
me portrayed with a *CANADIAN* actor...or at least have me played by
any member of the Royal Canadian Air Farce (I think Roger Abbott will do)
;>
David Gay
6. Re: Soap channel
At 10:53 PM 2/18/97 -0500, you wrote:
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>Sender: Euphoria Programming for MS-DOS <EUPHORIA at
>MIAMIU.ACS.MUOHIO.EDU>
>Poster: David Gay <moggie at INTERLOG.COM>
>Subject: Re: Soap channel
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>> David Gay : As played by Kevin Costener (don't ask!!!)
>
>Whine! Costner??? I hate that guy! :/
He did get a bit lame after his movie Robin Hood (which is the best!).
>....you could at least have me portrayed with a *CANADIAN* actor
Well, it's kinda hard thinking up a recongiznable actor from up here...
how's about Leslie Neilson? :->
>...or at least have me played by any member of the Royal Canadian Air Farce
>(I think Roger Abbott will do)
Oh, come on. You're not THAT good :)
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The Reaper (J. Lays)
reaper at auracom.com ........................
. .. -||..........__...... "There are no miracles,
. / ||......../-- \\.:::: Just dreams that come true,
. ..| ||...... / o o| |.::: By the actions of someone
.| _-||.......|| ^ / /.:::: Who didn't waste time dreaming."
..| |..||...... -\_- \ |\-.:::
.| |.[< \ .../ \.::
.||.|||\|\ | -REAPER- . \.::::
...|.\|| | \ | | |.:::.
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