1. Introducing the "Eggdye" Platform as a Service

Hello everyone! I'd like to formally announce my latest project: Eggdye, a Platform as a Service (PaaS) architecture for creating bright new applications. How it works is quite simple:

Step 1: Set up a new project container, called a "basket"

# create a new basket called "hello" 
eggdye new basket --name "hello" 

Step 2: Add required components (called "eggs") to your project

# add new component individually 
eggdye add egg --basket="hello" --color=blue 
 
# reuse components from other projects 
eggdye add egg --from="carton" --basket="hello" --color=yellow 
 
# add components in bulk to save time 
eggdye add egg --basket="hello" --count=12 --color=auto 

Step 3: Send your project to the cloud for processing (or "dipping")

eggdye dip --basket="hello" --send-to="backyard" 

Step 4: Locate your project in the cloud

eggdye locate 

Warning: The locate process has not yet been implemented. Users may have to locate projects manually. Extensive searching may be required.

So get started with Eggdye today!

-Greg

Disclaimer: Eggdye and all associated components are written in Paschal. Eggdye is not guaranteed to actually exist. Eggdye is in no way associated with Signature Brands, LLC. All rights reserved.

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2. Re: Introducing the "Eggdye" Platform as a Service

So, if many people collaborate, can they all put their eggs in one basket?

Cheers

Chris

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3. Re: Introducing the "Eggdye" Platform as a Service

ChrisB said...

So, if many people collaborate, can they all put their eggs in one basket?

This is generally not advised. However, we do plan to add a distributed computing serviced called Hatch that will allow you to count your eggs in near-realtime.

-Greg

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4. Re: Introducing the "Eggdye" Platform as a Service

Nice joke.

I actually thought of making a joke like Euphoria is #1 on the TIOBE index. I do believe in reality, it made the top 10 or 20 many years ago.

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5. Re: Introducing the "Eggdye" Platform as a Service

ghaberek said...
ChrisB said...

So, if many people collaborate, can they all put their eggs in one basket?

This is generally not advised. However, we do plan to add a distributed computing serviced called Hatch that will allow you to count your eggs in near-realtime.

-Greg

Astonishing - there's actually scope to get a pre hatch count here.

Cheers

Chris

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6. Re: Introducing the "Eggdye" Platform as a Service

Icy_Viking said...

Nice joke.

Don't you mean yolk?

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